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Jan 17, 2012 22:04:14 GMT -5
Post by Flutterby on Jan 17, 2012 22:04:14 GMT -5
I have "The Big Book of IF" and I think it's pretty funny. I'm going to open to a page and ask the first question I see on the page. Feel free to answer! IF...you were to recall the most humorous thing that has happened to you in bed, what would it be? Of course this is the first one I see!!
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Jan 17, 2012 22:30:58 GMT -5
Post by bottombaby on Jan 17, 2012 22:30:58 GMT -5
I was once tagged so hard from behind that my hands flew out from under me and I fell ass over head off of the bed. This inspired an SRI thread. Sex Related Injury.
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Jan 17, 2012 22:44:58 GMT -5
Post by BubbleBobble on Jan 17, 2012 22:44:58 GMT -5
hahaha man I don't remember anything particularly funny unless you find passing out funny
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Jan 17, 2012 22:53:20 GMT -5
Post by bottombaby on Jan 17, 2012 22:53:20 GMT -5
ITT BB admits to letting a bitch choke him out
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Jan 17, 2012 23:04:13 GMT -5
Post by BubbleBobble on Jan 17, 2012 23:04:13 GMT -5
hahah
u riteeee <3
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Post by Flutterby on Jan 18, 2012 2:45:46 GMT -5
Oh I forgot to answer.
In my rush to get on top I didn't notice my leg was no longer on the bed and when I shifted my weight I slipped right off....bouncing my head off the night stand and seeing stars.
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Jan 18, 2012 11:07:38 GMT -5
Post by freshmonkey on Jan 18, 2012 11:07:38 GMT -5
I farted while getting head once. Totally embarrassing for me and gross for her.
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Post by Flutterby on Jan 19, 2012 10:29:36 GMT -5
IF...you could touch any single person in the world with just one finger, who would you pick and where would you touch them?
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Jan 19, 2012 12:54:04 GMT -5
Post by klatypus on Jan 19, 2012 12:54:04 GMT -5
one time my bf at the time came home on leave, and I wanted to have really great and fun sex. Well when I was on top, he wanted to try a reverse cow girl (which IMO is pretty awkward to get into, very nice feeling, but positioning yourself is well .... ) and mid position transition his little sister (11 years old) busted in and just stared at us, I was frozen in mid-awkard crouch like a deer in the headlights
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Jan 19, 2012 18:25:36 GMT -5
Post by netstorm on Jan 19, 2012 18:25:36 GMT -5
I've had a girl queef basically right into my mouth before. I underestimated once when my current girlfriend was letting me finish on her chest--overshot and roped all over a decorative pillow in the corner.
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Jan 19, 2012 18:35:08 GMT -5
Post by freshmonkey on Jan 19, 2012 18:35:08 GMT -5
roped
all
over
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Jan 19, 2012 21:55:20 GMT -5
Post by netstorm on Jan 19, 2012 21:55:20 GMT -5
Eggsactly.
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Post by Flutterby on Jan 21, 2012 0:23:25 GMT -5
New question!
IF...you had to name the single most important quality of a good mate, what would it be?
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Post by Flutterby on Jan 21, 2012 0:24:31 GMT -5
Sense of humor. No need for all that other stuff
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Jan 21, 2012 8:36:04 GMT -5
Post by bottombaby on Jan 21, 2012 8:36:04 GMT -5
YES!
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Jan 21, 2012 23:31:40 GMT -5
Post by freshmonkey on Jan 21, 2012 23:31:40 GMT -5
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Post by Flutterby on Jan 22, 2012 1:15:17 GMT -5
Hehe you said boobies twice
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Post by freshmonkey on Jan 22, 2012 10:24:09 GMT -5
Three times
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Post by Flutterby on Jan 22, 2012 10:30:27 GMT -5
I guess I can't count when I'm drunk
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Jan 22, 2012 14:16:09 GMT -5
Post by klatypus on Jan 22, 2012 14:16:09 GMT -5
funny/sense of humor a must, does not want kids, can tolerate bugs, likes the outdoors a lot, wants to live out in the middle of nowhere and own guns and goats and kayaks etc.... must like goats
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Post by freshmonkey on Jan 22, 2012 16:20:44 GMT -5
Djeternal?
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Jan 22, 2012 16:31:54 GMT -5
Post by klatypus on Jan 22, 2012 16:31:54 GMT -5
no, not exactly. probably my fiancee though
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Post by freshmonkey on Jan 22, 2012 16:39:49 GMT -5
Juss kiddin
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Jan 22, 2012 21:34:57 GMT -5
Post by klatypus on Jan 22, 2012 21:34:57 GMT -5
yea I know. I also like them a little less douchey. lol.
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Jan 22, 2012 23:01:29 GMT -5
Post by freshmonkey on Jan 22, 2012 23:01:29 GMT -5
Hahaha
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Post by Flutterby on Jan 23, 2012 2:03:01 GMT -5
IF...you could see one natural phenomenon that you've never seen, what would it be?
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Post by Flutterby on Jan 23, 2012 2:06:04 GMT -5
I'd have to say I'd like to see a meteor smash into the earth. (Aren't they called something else then...meteorites? I can never keep those straight.)
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Jan 23, 2012 8:40:33 GMT -5
Post by klatypus on Jan 23, 2012 8:40:33 GMT -5
maybe an aurora that would be sweet
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Post by freshmonkey on Jan 23, 2012 10:53:36 GMT -5
Volcanic eruption
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Jan 23, 2012 13:49:05 GMT -5
Post by klatypus on Jan 23, 2012 13:49:05 GMT -5
the last polar bear dying
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